Sponsor me in the Clarion West Write-A-Thon? Yeah!

To help raise money for my beloved Clarion West, I'm participating in the workshop-concurrent write-a-thon, and for the next six weeks will be writing 500 words a day, 5 days a week, with the aim of a) finishing rewrites on my novel and b) finishing or least maybe hopefully coming reeeealllly close to finishing a novella. Clarion West changed my life, and the lives of many, many other writers both past and future, and I can only hope to give back a fraction of what they gave to me -- literally and metaphorically and psychically and spiritually etc etc. 

My sponsorship profile can be found RIGHT HERE Y'ALL, and the sponsorship rewards are as follows:

$15. On a postcard, which I’ll send to you, I’ll draw a picture of what I was doing at the exact moment you were generously donating money.

$25. On a postcard, which I’ll send you, I will write a rhyming poem that praises you as if you were a murderous emperor, and I a court poet in fear of my life.

$50. I will read any novel you choose, and on a postcard, which I’ll send to you, I will write a brief fanfiction (gen or slash, up to you) in your choice of popular trope: Coffeeshop AU, CurtainFic, or GenderSwap.

$100. I will use your full name in a story — you may choose if you’d like to be a character, a place, or a fake product-placement.

Thank you! <3